Hrv Mood Swing Ass
"Emotional stability now controlled by a line graph."
This ass wakes up, checks a number, and lets it decide who they will be today. Heart-rate variability is up? They are radiant, invincible, a gift to the trail and to humankind. It is down? The day is canceled, the mood is a slow-moving storm, and everyone within range will feel the weather. Their entire emotional life has been outsourced to a squiggle on a screen produced by a strap they wore to bed. Joy is a data point now. So is despair. They are one bad recovery score away from a total personality transplant, and the graph, cruel and green and softly glowing, holds the wheel with both hands.
Know someone who has earned the Hrv Mood Swing Ass? Put them up for it.
