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Official merchandise of The Committee. Recognition, now available in cotton.

  • Printed in the US
  • $4.99 shipping per item
  • Arrives in 5 to 8 business days
  • Secure Stripe checkout

Shirts & Hoodies

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  • Dumb Ass Tee

    “Too confident to Google, too loud to ignore.”

    $34.99

  • Bad Ass Tee

    “Every great story starts with ‘Guess what’.”

    $34.99

  • Smart Ass Tee

    “Has never let being wrong stop a correction.”

    $34.99

  • Cheap Ass Tee

    “Full price is a personal failure.”

    $34.99

  • Lazy Ass Tee

    “Three hours avoiding a ten-minute task.”

    $34.99

  • Hard Ass Tee

    “Standards: impossible and still not enough.”

    $34.99

  • Jack Ass Tee

    “The reason warning labels exist.”

    $34.99

  • Bougie Ass Tee

    “Their taste and income have never met.”

    $34.99

Size is chosen at secure Stripe checkout.

Make it personal

  • Certificate of Asshood for Dave Thompson with the Dumb Ass award card

    Official Certificate

    $19.99

    An 8x10 Certificate of Asshood with their name and any award.

    Personalize

  • Greeting card with the Cheap Ass award on the front

    Greeting Card

    $14.99

    A folded card with the award on the front and your message inside.

    Personalize

Roast Party Bundles

Coming soon

A hosted awards ceremony for your next gathering. We provide the awards, the ceremony and the scripts. You provide the friends who have been asking for it.

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Printed items ship to the United States only, $4.99 each, in about 5 to 8 business days. Questions about an order? Read the FAQ.